A Dog's Life

Thoughts - what does my dog do while I am at work? Every day, I go off to work early in the morning and my dog is left alone all day. It seems she doesn't bark or otherwise annoy the neighbours and she doesn't do any damage that I can see when I get home. So what does she do? What does she think about? I know that dogs do not really think about much - apart from 'when is he going to get home and give me my tea?' - but let us assume that they do. What might she think while she is alone all day? This is an entirely imaginary - and completely ridiculous - account of the thought process of my dog.